Welcome to my wizard lair!

I am Salmon the shifty, enchanter extraordinaire! You have made it into my wizard quaters, my most sanctum of sanctorums... I suppose I'll have to serve some brews while you take a look around.

Beware the flashing gifs

Traditional orbs are great for traditional scrying, but I have been experimenting with alternative methods and novelty scryings. My finding have been highly successful:
For example the discorbs have allowed me to see far into and past the history of clubs
The corb has given me many an insight into the future of agriculture
And the wonderful whorb (created by my fellow magic-user) allows me to look into the depths of the sea

Hmm I said I would offer drinks, didn't I? Alright, take your pick - be warned that some of them bubble on your tongue